Be warned: there are spoilers. Here's the first one...it's a terrible, terrible movie. I mean, sure, it zips along nicely when you're in the theater, dazed by the caramel-thick butter-flavored-lipid fumes wafting over from the next row, where some kid has taken the sucker plunge for the Super Giant Combo and spent a car payment on a tub of popcorn ( Read more... )